((So Katie’s making me write a crack fic

ha

this should be fun and weird as hell

here’s the basic plot

USUK; America screws England, but then gets up, gets dressed and says ‘no homo’ while leaving England naked on the bed

France busts in, all angry, screams at America ‘yes homo’, then ‘all the homo’ and screws both of them

bonus: Germany shows up and hot FraGer

yes this will be 90% smut and 10% stupidity and I have never written America or Germany before um

the things I do for my friends omfg))